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fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

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cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

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kobetyrant:

twitter will literally delete an account for having annoying tweets but tumblr staff needs a 2000 word essay and a blood sacrifice in order for them to even consider taking down a neo nazis blog

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

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