postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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●mario kart
  • mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
  • me: duh, it's in the Constitution
  • mom: lol, where does it say that?
  • me: FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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