*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I can’t even open a program to screenshot this
everything is good
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
- mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
- me: duh, it's in the Constitution
- mom: lol, where does it say that?
- me: FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE